I LOVE AMERICA! AMERICA ROCKS! 7.10.07

Whatever you need you can find it at Target. A suitcase, diet cherry coke, blankets, and cat litter. Not just any cat litter, but like a giant fucking box. You just load up some friends and head out. It's summer! It's almost fourth of July and AMERICA TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKS!
If you can't find it at Target chances are you didn't need it anyways!





Afterward, you are pretty taxed. The crowds, the lights, the wonderful people of Tanfaran or where ever. You owe it to yourself to sit back and relax with the best summer drink around. The Elephant Bars special margaritas. The Elephant Bar is a great place to really get out and be among your other fellow awesome Americans. Discusss the All Star Game, your boat, and how sweet the fireworks are going to be.






PS
Elise tried to steal this dog. Later on



Love Always,
Richie Panic